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Download E-books Mermaids in Paradise: A Novel PDF

By Lydia Millet

“Hilariously humorous. . . . Lydia Millet’s novels increase the bar for boldness.”―Rene Steinke, New York occasions ebook Review

at the grounds of a Caribbean island lodge, newlyweds Deb and Chip―our opinionated, skeptical narrator and her joyful jock husband who is pleasant to a fault―meet a marine biologist who says she's sighted mermaids in a coral reef.

As the resort's "parent corporation" swoops in to nook the industry on mythological creatures, the couple joins forces with different adventurous souls, together with an ex–Navy SEAL with a love of explosives and a hipster Tokyo VJ, to avoid wasting acknowledged mermaids from the "Venture of Marvels," which desires to flip their reef right into a topic park.

Mermaids in Paradise is Lydia Millet's funniest publication but, tempering the pointy satire of her early occupation with the empathy and subtlety of her newer novels and brief tales. this is often an unforgettable, enchanting story, darkly comedian at the floor and illuminating in its depths.

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Download E-books Monster High PDF

By Lisi Harrison

From Lisi Harrison, the New York Times bestselling writer of The Clique and Alphas, comes a brand new sequence with a clean twist on highschool, romance, and the "horrors" of attempting to slot in.

The monster neighborhood has saved a low profile on the neighborhood highschool, but if new ladies join, town seriously isn't a similar. Created simply fifteen days in the past, Frankie Stein is psyched to alternate her father's formaldehyde-smelling basement lab for events and prom.

But with a pupil physique completely freaked out through rumors of monsters stalking the halls, Frankie learns that prime tuition could be tough for an elegant freak like her. She thinks she reveals a chum in fellow new pupil Melody Carver-but can a "normie" be depended on together with her immense secret?

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Download E-books Cheech & Chong's Almost Legal Book for Stoners PDF

By Cheech Marin

Cheech & Chong —the mythical, award-winning comedian duo—are again with a miscellany on dwelling the stoner way of life. during this hilarious and instructive publication, the pair take you thru the do’s and don’ts of a global they helped carry to the mainstream.
Including:
the fundamentals of pot culture
stoner etiquette (how to not Bogey a joint and the way to crash a doobie session)
awesome video games and recipes
even Pot Haiku!

Cheech & Chong’s virtually criminal publication for Stoners bargains anything for everybody . . . and an individual drawn to dwelling the excessive life!

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Download E-books Jokes Every Man Should Know (Pocket Companions) PDF

By Don Steinberg

The one comic story publication You’ll Ever Need
 
Featuring:
     •  9 Jokes approximately Heaven and Hell
     •  8 Jokes only for Kids
     •  Nineteen Jokes certainly now not for Kids
     •  Six Jokes approximately Lightbulbs
     •  Seven Jokes approximately Bars
     •  The World’s merely humorous Knock-Knock Joke
 
Plus trade models, roasts and toasts, ancient footnotes, pointers on telling jokes, and masses, a lot more.

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Download E-books Big Nate Goes for Broke PDF

By Lincoln Peirce

For lovers of the hilarious Diary of a Wimpy child sequence, the following comes the fourth novel within the New York Times bestselling sequence massive Nate, now in paperback.

BIG NATE goes FOR BROKE!

In ebook four, Nate is again in motion. This time, Nate's quest to accomplish his future (you know…greatness) lands him within the sanatorium with a damaged bone. in the meantime P.S. 38 is in festival with its greatest tuition rival and Nate desires to keep the day. Will he crack below the strain of the "Ultimate Snowdown"? Or lead P.S. 38 to its largest victory ever?

Meet immense Nate, infamous type clown and certainly now not the teacher's pet.

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Download E-books Shootin' the Sh*t With Kevin Smith (The Best of SModcast) PDF

By Kevin Smith

Following on from the recent York Times-bestselling My Boring-Ass Life, Kevin Smith is again!

In freewheeling conversations together with his pal and manufacturer Scott Mosier (as heard on their greatest podcast, referred to as SModcast), we find -- to choose simply 4 random examples of the riches therein -- the genesis of Stalin's Monkey Soldier military, the scary story of Kevin vs. Steak Tartare, how you can make bukkake eggs, and the way Kevin was keen to allow Alanis Morissette get mugged...

Defiantly lewd, crude and hilariously impolite, Shootin' the Sh*t with Kevin Smith is a needs to for all his fanatics! Adults in basic terms!

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Download E-books The Herring Seller's Apprentice: A Gripping Tale of Murder, Deceit and Chocolate PDF

By L. C. Tyler

Ethelred Tressider is a criminal offense author with difficulties. His most recent novel goes nowhere, mid-life hindrance is looming and he is confused through the literary agent he most likely merits: Elsie Thirkettle, a diminutive yet made up our minds person who claims to get pleasure from neither the corporate of writers nor literature of any style. yet in spite of the fact that undesirable issues glance they could continuously worsen, as Ethelred discovers while his ex-wife, Geraldine, vanishes with reference to his Sussex domestic. whilst the disappearance turns into a homicide enquiry, the police fast make a decision that Geraldine Tressider has been the sufferer of an area serial killer.Elsie begs to vary, when you consider that the killer's different sufferers were unhappy Cows, while Geraldine used to be a Scheming complain - one other species completely - and no critical serial killer may homicide one in mistake for the opposite ...Soon the indefatigable Elsie has bullied Ethelred into embarking upon his personal research, yet as their enquiries continue, she starts off to suspect that her client's personal alibi isn't as sturdy as he claims. "The Herring Seller's Apprentice" is an appallingly humorous homicide secret, filled with dizzying plot twists and peopled by means of a memorable forged of eccentrics. 'Masterful' - "Financial Times". 'A vintage detective novel' - "Scotsman". 'Unusually finished' - Helen Dunmore.

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Download E-books Wake Up, Sir!: A Novel PDF

By Jonathan Ames

From the writer of the HBO sequence Bored to Death, the tale of a tender alcoholic author and his own valet, a hilarious homage to the Bertie and Jeeves novels of P.G. Wodehouse.

Alan Blair, the hero of Wake Up, Sir!, is a tender, loony author with various difficulties of the psychological, emotional, sexual, non secular, and actual sort. he is excellent at difficulties. yet fortunately for Alan, he has a private valet named Jeeves, who does his top to fix things out for his grasp. And Alan does locate difficulty at any place he is going. He embarks on a deadly and peculiar highway trip, his vacation spot being an artists colony in Saratoga Springs. There Alan encounters a stunning femme fatale who's in ownership of the main staggering nostril within the historical past of noses. this type of nostril can basically result in a wild catastrophe for somebody like Alan, and Jeeves attempts to aid him, but...well, learn the e-book and discover!

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Download E-books Dead Famous PDF

By Ben Elton

One apartment, ten contestants, thirty cameras, and 40 microphones. every body understands the rules—total strangers are compelled to dwell jointly whereas the remainder of the rustic watches them do it. besides the fact that, on day 27, one of many housemates is killed on dwell TV. Who is the assassin? How did they be able to kill less than the consistent gaze of the tv cameras? Why did they do it? And who should be next?

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Download E-books The Herring in the Library: Ethelred & Elsie #3 PDF

By L. C. Tyler

TWO BOOKS within the sequence, EDGAR NOMINATIONS

Ethelred and Elsie are an not likely duo: He’s a deeply mediocre secret author (first encountered within the Edgar-nominated The Herring Seller’s Apprentice), and she’s his deeply nosy, chocolate-chomping agent. And but they're caught with each other, if basically simply because their mixed sleuthing skills are even more extraordinary than whatever both of them can get a hold of alone.

Tonight’s schedule: Dinner with Ethelred’s buddy “Shagger” Muntham and his titled spouse. Elsie is probably not overly keen on the Shag, yet she wasn’t precisely hoping somebody may homicide him within the library of his personal stately domestic. although, now that somebody has performed the dastardly deed, would it not kill Ethelred to take a bit curiosity, convey a bit Sherlockian spirit for once?

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